Can we get the heating pad without the lavender scent? Some of us are allergic to lavender, but still want to try this.

No, unfortunately it only comes with the lavender one. However, I'm sure you could wash the lobster itself and then buy some sort of heating insert and drip your scented oil of choice on the lobster. I'm a huge lemon scented fan and I put my lemon oil on his face. It smells nice.

How long does the heat last?

Not super long. Maybe 30 mins before you notice it cooling down.

Aside from microwaving, how else can this be heated? Don’t have a microwave.

I believe the heating pad is filled with lavender, unsure what else, but holding a hairdryer over it for a couple of minutes may heat it up. Make sure to take the pouch out of the crustacean first though.

The lavendar is a bit strong. What's the best way to tone that down without damaging anything?

After heating it, you can put it in a plastic bag prior to putting it back in the lobster.

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🦞 Heat, hug, and chill—your period’s new BFF!

WIRE FREE COMFORT - No cords or batteries—move freely and find your perfect cozy spot.
HEAT HUG YOUR CRAMPS AWAY - Microwaveable heating pad delivers fast, soothing warmth in just 60 seconds.
LAVENDER INFUSED RELAXATION - Gentle aromatherapy scent calms your senses while easing pain.
MULTI FUNCTIONAL CLAW STORAGE - Clever lobster claws hold tampons for discreet, handy access.
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The WHAT DO YOU MEME? Menstruation Crustacean is a 14-inch lobster-shaped plush heating pad designed for menstrual pain relief. Simply microwave the removable lavender-scented insert for one minute, then reinsert for soothing warmth and aromatherapy. Cord-free and portable, it also features claws that hold tampons, making it a practical and adorable self-care essential for teens and young adults.

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