☠️ Brewed for the Bold: Conquer Your Day with Every Sip!
Valhalla Java Whole Bean Coffee by Death Wish Coffee is a Fair Trade and USDA Certified Organic dark roast coffee, available in a 5 lb bag. This premium blend combines robust arabica and robusta beans from volcanic regions and nutrient-rich soils, delivering an intense flavor profile with earthy notes and an extra caffeine boost. Enjoy a risk-free experience with a satisfaction guarantee.
J**Y
Enjoyed it
Robust and strong. Great flavor.
J**D
Best coffee from Death Wish comapny.
The Valhalla Java is the best coffee from Death Wish IMO. I've tried the Espresso roast and the Dark roast. The Dark roast was too acidic for me the espresso roast was ok. This one was the best of all three flavorwise, and acidic wise. It was gentle on my stomach too. All three of them were fantastic on caffeine boost.
Z**H
AMAZING BEANS!!
Awesome coffee! Especially if you’re into dark beans. I’ve pressed this into shots, made French press coffee with it, regular pour over, cold brew, brewed it South Indian style, Turkish style, and it doesn’t disappoint in any way or in any type of brewing methods.
B**R
Dark and rich
Good dark roast
N**E
Worth it
Smooth taste and good caffeine levels.
A**R
Good dark coffee, even tho it's DW....
I love my dark roast coffee! I ordered this as a backup to a couple others that are my "go-to's", not realizing it when ordering that it was Death Wish (not generally a fan of DW)...but this Valhalla Java was very good! Thank you for a good dark coffee!
C**S
LIFE CHANGING
If there was a ten star option i would select it. This coffee is life changing. Two days ago i was a quiet, low self esteem nerd with a boring office job. As soon as i opened the bag my face had the weirdest tingling happening. So i ground up this amazing smelling magic bean and made 4 cups and boy let me tell you. I blacked out. When I came to I was wearing a flannel shirt and overalls. I had a full man beard. I’m talking duck dynasty status. Wondering what happened i called into work and they let me know that i had slapped my boss and called him a beta male and quit. I immediately panicked of course but then i found out i had a new job as a diesel mechanic. I went outside to get in my crappy Honda Accord only to find out it had actually transformed into a Dodge cummins that sounds like big foot and a jet plane having sex when i mash on the pedal and it pukes bald eagles out of the tail pipe. It’s a 5 speed and i never learned how to drive one until this coffee taught me. I apparently had also built a log cabin. I joined a heavy metal band as the guitarist. I don’t even own a guitar but i found the coolest BC warlock axe in my living room, held by none other than Zakk Wylde. He handed me the piece of art and together we played metal licks so amazing that we actually summoned a demon named dildoroth or something and then we beat him up and made a necklace out of his horns. It was probably the wildest experience of my life but it changed me. It was a good change. Now I’m covered in tattoos, i can probably bench press a house, and the biggest thing is I’m not a nerd. I went into a book store and immediately all of Hillary Clinton’s books caught on fire when i looked at them.I RECOMMEND THIS COFFEE TO ANYONE THAT WANTS TO UNLOCK THEIR INNER BADASS. I now walk around with a camelback filled with this magic juice. Everyone buy it. Right now.The picture on the left is me two days ago and the picture on the right is the new changed me. Hail Odin
K**S
Not my cup of tea
It was not for me. My favorite things in life are beer, coffee and women.I like them all the same way, cold and bitter. Ok, seriously, this coffee has a strange aroma and the taste was actually on the weak side. I prefer a darker roast but I took a chance on this and found out I should just stick to the darker roasts, I'm not saying it was bad, but if you like your coffee bold, get something else
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