Happy Bottom Portable Bidet | Leak Free Handheld Travel Bidet and Peri Bottle with Angled Nozzle Sprayer | 400 ml Capacity | with Travel Bag

I respect that people don't like this bidet but I'm going to throw my opinion in there.I've been using this bidet for a full year. I originally bought one, then I bought two, then I bought three more, and I just bought 6 more.Let's get this out of the way: It's not as "good" as a bidet that you would install on your toilet. However, that complaint is sort of like buying candy and then being annoyed that it isn't as good as cake. They are 2 different things that have their own appropriate situation in which they are useful. Sure, cake is better? However, it costs more, it's more labor intensive, it's less portable, you may be susceptible to gluten, and more than anything, it may be overkill when you just want something sweet.Firstly, this bidet is portable. A normal installed bidet isn't going to help you at a gas station, at a friends house, at a restaurant, and at work. And in fact, those are the places where you are going to need this thing the most, when you're in a shared bathroom where you may not be fully relaxed, where you may be rushed to complete your business, or where you may not have a squatty potty, all of which will make it hard to evacuate completely. Also, it's one thing to be at home and not get fully clean, it's an entirely different thing to not get fully clean in the midst of other people.So while the comparisons to an installed bidet make sense, they also don't make sense. You should be much much more concerned with a portable bidet so that you can clean up properly in public, arguably the place that it matters. So any claims of how it compares to an installed one are not really completely valid, and I'm saying that as someone who has tried all types of bidets and have owned multiple versions of the HydraWand (one of the better installed bidets in existence).Ok, so to the claims of pressure. You fill it completely up, and you squeeze it hard. The pressure (and the amount of water) should almost always be suitable to fully clean you. In most cases after half to the whole bottle, a wipe with tissue paper comes back with nothing other than water. If you have super weak hands (I'm thinking elderly), I guess I could see why you might say the pressure is not enough, but I think most abled bodied people will do fine with it, and I think a lot more people will gain the strength in their hands as they use it more. If you can open a pasta jar, you're going to get excellent pressure from squeezing. If not, you'll still get some pressure, and it will help you get cleaner than if you just used toilet paper.In terms of what people have said around messiness, this is absolutely non issue. When you fill up the bottle, what you want to do (let's pretend you're right handed) is you want to scoot your butt over to the left, and drop it in the space between the right toilet rim and the right side of your butt. The bottle may "spray" a little as you drop it down, but it's going to basically spray inside the toilet. Non issue. If you're at home, you stand it up by the toilet, and it will never leak, unless you knock it over. If you're out and about, you empty the container in the toilet after you're done. Again, these things are all completely non issue. Using a bidet, any bidet for the first time is going to be awkward. But essentially, don't let someone's awkwardness with a bidet and a seemingly negative review turn you off of buying this product.This is a good product no matter the context. It's superb if you want something cheap for getting yourself clean when you have to do number 2 and you're not a home. It's discreet... you can toss it in a bag, and it also comes with a carrying case and people won't know what it is you're carrying. It has good enough pressure where you can wipe and see only the water left over from the bidet (no streaks). That won't happen all the time, but that's how good this bidet can be. It's cheap. It works well enough that I don't even use my installed bidet at home, even if the pressure isn't that great. The other thing is that if you use an installed bidet, have fun cleaning that thing.Long story short, if you don't already have a portable bidet, buy this. And when you do, give it some time to learn and get comfortable with it. I strongly believe you won't regret it. How do I know that? I've installed 3 separate bidets, and now I just buy these, and I've bought around 12 of them.

You should READ the entire thing before buying.First and foremost. I was not a bidet guy, honestly having a voluntary "posseidon's kiss" (look it up) wasn't my thing until now!I think that this portable bidet has it's pros and cons so be patient with me, but I'm going to start with cons and if those doesn't make you stop reading maybe this bidet is for you.Cons.It's bulkier than other options in the market. As a "not-so-true" bagpacker it doesn't bother me as much but this thing takes some space, I know there are more light and compact alternatives like the CuloClean (it means Clean Butt hehe) but the idea of using a water bottle (or worse, MY drinking water bottle) so close to the hells gate and having to squeeze it doesn't attract me so much.The nozzle relies on some O rings to adjust right when extended, this makes me wonder what happen when they start wearing out (because as a person who likes tools, I know they eventually do) while other options are only a rubber plug with holes on them.It's only one. While the alternatives usually send you at least three. Those if you're careful about not loosing them will bring you a lifetime of CuloClean *wink* *wink*This is a cons that I think affect most of the portable bidets out there but as I said, this was my first experience with one and I think i should share this with all of those people who want to experiment the freshness of using a thing like this. It WON'T clean you entirely, at least it won't if you have been eating rice and beans or you decided to take protein milkshakes with you while beign lactose intolerant because you only live once. It's true, it will clean you well if the compactor on the junk truck's back is working properly but maybe you will need to do some hand scrubbing (It's not that bad, believe me, and it's worth the effort) just make sure to use some hand sanitizer after and you'll be okay.Pros.Forget about calculating how much paper you need to take with you! That could ocuppy even more space that this thing do during long trips.This thing is REALLY ergonomic and easy to use, the lighter ones don't have a nozzle so you need to do some yoga before your trip just to practice, and if you're thinking of taking a smart water bottle with you exclusively for using a more lightweight bidet, you might be better using this one instead. Make your calcs.It comes with a nice bag that I now use for my toileteries, it claims to be waterproof but haven't tested that.And the most important thing is that I think it cleans the rear mirrow better than the lighter alternatives and believe me when I say this to you, I've never been so refreshed and less skin burned. I've even though on buying another to put on my bathroom because it's not exclusively for bagpacking. Worth making calculations on how much money you would save using this instead of paper in your house.Is this the bidet you need? Only you know, BUT it's worth trying it? Absolutely

I've tried several travel bidets and this is by far the best one! No complaints at all. Look no further! Others have insufficient pressure and designs that pinch your legs, or if you're a dude, the scrotes!!! I'm here to buy my 6th(?) replacement because I drive for lyft and tend to leave them at the Wawas... for drying, I either have a roll of bamboo toilet paper, use the paper towels in public restrooms, or have a microfiber towel, depending on how organized and together I am.