Billy-Bob Teeth Mega Bucks (aka Tombstones)

These make a great gag gift

These were broken upon arrival

It used to be fun to lose teeth. As a kid you used to wiggle those tiny piano keys out of your mouth, give em to dad to sell and then collect your 30% after the back alley deal is done. Straight cash homie! Those were the days.However, once it’s the adult teeth you’re brushing out of your mouth each morning it’s not as great. Apparently the market isn’t the same for adult teeth and it’s harder to find a buyer. I’ve spent countless nights hanging out in smoky taverns or on street corners trying to offload my (not so) pearly whites. Okay, okay, my “corn yellows” might be more accurate…And after you sell all the big ones, then what? You can’t walk around toothless at 30. That’s why I got these. Form fitting and big (the bigger the better!), no brushing involved and lavender scented, too! I’ll never go back to real teeth. Plus, the kids love em, and perhaps that’s the only drawback - if I set them on the table for just a moment one of my little ones snatches em up and, with my teeth in mouth, starts lisping “look at me, I’m Dad. Go to your room!”Kids, they really do say the darn seat things, don’t they?

These were ordered to be a part of a Freddie Mercury costume. The wax mold to get them to stick on your teeth is very difficult. Once the wax hardens and molds to turn teeth it can slip right off. I would definitely recommend getting some polydent or some other type of denture cream to hold these into place. Overall, the look was what we were going for.

Worked well for Freddie Mercury teeth although glue never really stuck - I would buy denture glue to use w them next time

So this is a gag gift she received! Was funny and pretty quality made! Had a great laugh over them!

This product is extremely hard to use and does not fit an adult man’s mouth; unless he’s a medium build. Trust

Teeth were broken into small pieces in the package