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Hard Ketones Pina Colada Seltzer is a 12-pack of 12 oz cans featuring 4.5% Ketohol, designed as an alcohol alternative with zero carbs, sugar, and caffeine. Each can contains only 90 calories and is 100% ketogenic, raising blood ketones naturally. Ideal for relaxation, this drink offers a unique taste experience that can be customized to suit your palate.
L**L
Makes you feel really good. That’s how I feel but you might not feel anything.
If you can overcome the taste, it’ll make you feel nice. I should give it a four star because of the taste, but really doesn’t matter It kind of makes up for the taste it make me feel euphoric. And then I felt really good like I drank 3 cups of wine makes you feel really good, but the taste. man you have to hold your breath.
A**R
No effect wouldn’t recommend. BUT I did get a full refund
This didn’t do anything for me. I’ve been testing alcohol alternatives for a few months and this product only gave me an upset stomach and mild migraine. I did attempt to use it a few different times, fasting for various amounts of time then gave the last 3 drinks to a friend for their review and they said they same. Luckily they have a satisfaction guarantee and after a short talk with customer service I received a full refund.
J**S
Not what I expected based on most reviews
I want to preface this review with the fact that I've been sober for 7 years. My recent experience with this product may be a result of my time away from alcohol. That being said, I recently started to eat alot cleaner and in my research found this product. I do not follow a keto diet but I do follow a low glycemic way of eating. I may have had a bit of issue with the sucralose in the product because I experienced slight indigestion. I drank two moscow mules mixed with seltzer water and it was not a pleasant taste. Quite bitter in fact. The keytone production certainly created a mild distortion in my equilibrium, akin to mild psilocybin... but it also dehydrated me severely. Everything added together, I can't say that I had an enjoyable time. I might try less of it, while engaged in an activity, and see how that effects me. Don't want to waste 85 bucks 🙄
F**E
The Right Stuff
So fantastic. Really incredible reaction. But I definitely will just make this a special type of experience. I am confused by the people who don't feel anything. I can only imagine they already drink a lot or do kratom.
W**R
Disgusting, chemical taste, made me violently ill
If I could give negative stars I would. The taste is indescribably awful and lingers for hours no matter what you do. It made me violently ill and gave me an instant headache. This is literally the worst thing I’ve ever put in my mouth and I’ve tasted some questionable things.
K**N
Amazing but not for everyone
Don't expect this to be something it isn't. I have really appreciated it as an alternative adult beverage, but I wouldn't say I ENJOY it as beverage. I don't see that ever happening.SO tried it straight from the can, having missed the part where you are not supposed to use it alone but Dr IT Up in a cocktail of your own making.It's bitter, which is a flavor I don't mind, so using some Tonic Syrup and lots of lemon/lime makes it palatable enough for me but if you don't even like a G & T you might be hard pressed to hide it.I don't think the product should be panned for this, rather expectations should be reasonably set, because it occupies an important niche that I think has growing importance.If I want to be sharp the next day but still join in a relaxed state with my friends, this will do that.I am hopeful that with time and more of a market for it it will improve a bit in taste and bring the price down, hence the 4 instead of 5 stars.
C**I
Overpowering bad taste (Moscow Mule, aka my old fav alc cocktail)
Very pricey, it has a taste the isn’t something I’d sit and sip. I tried chugging it but the taste stops any attempt to consume it. There was no buzz even on an empty stomach. And the taste which I cannot express this enough is not good, and not in a bitter alcohol way. It’s bitter yes but more in a way that makes you question if this is something you should be drinking. It also lingers no matter what you do. I still tasted it after brushing and mouthwash, and eating something with strong flavors. Don’t try to mix this with anything because it overpowers anything you pour it in. I regret this purchase honestly. I had to pour out the remaining half since I won’t drink it nor will I subject others to such. I may be over exaggerating but this was my experience put into words.
M**G
Definite potential for an alcohol alternative here
I was pleasantly surprised that this did actually give me a buzz. I am fairly steady drinker and so I did not know if this would act in the same way and and give a head buzz and relaxed body, but it did work for me. I had the Unsweetened version and added some lemon seltzer water and about a teaspoon of lemon juice and it tasted just fine. I had two cans on an empty stomach after work.I am not sure why anyone complains about the taste of the Unsweetened version. They are very clear that it has to be doctored to taste. And maybe the buzz does not work for everyone, but it is worth a shot to take a break from the booze and find some better alternatives.The only negative for me is the cost. I have watched the videos on the justification for the cost and do understand the situation. But if they cannot find a way to lower the cost I think this will just stay a fairly niche product. I am hoping they can get it down to a more reasonable price point. I would drink more the lower the price.
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