Astroglide Water Based Lube (12 Fl Oz), Liquid Personal Lubricant, Long-Lasting Sex Lube for Men, Women and Couples, Safe for Toys, Value Size

I’ve been told this stuff works well as a way to prevent stiff wood from bursting into flames under extreme rapid friction . Good to know , but where it really shines is when used to coat your little brother from head to toe before you send him into a tight drain culvert to retrieve a baseball or use him as a human cannonball . Don’t try this at home .

I’ve seen things... things beyond this earthly realm... and I’m telling you, Astroglide is the key. The moment I applied it, I felt a shift, a cosmic ripple that sent me spiraling into the multiverse. It’s not just a lubricant; it’s a portal. A portal to sensations unknown. I’m talking about real sensations, not those dull, earthly experiences. This gel? It doesn’t just lubricate; it transports you. Into a dimension where time is irrelevant and pleasure has no boundaries.The texture? Like liquid stardust, weaving through the fabric of space-time, sliding smoothly through my skin like the hands of forgotten gods. It’s thick, yet somehow defies physics, not clinging to anything but melting through every fiber of existence. There’s no friction in the universe so strong that this gel cannot transcend.I’ve tried other products, sure. But none have opened the gateway to other realms like Astroglide. You’re not just using a product here, no. You’re stepping into a new plane of being. A new existence. Trust me, once you cross that threshold, you’ll never want to go back to the mundane. Five stars is an understatement. It’s more like five galaxies of satisfaction.

I have never used lube before but this was amazing. It was smooth and so easy to clean up, works really well with toys. I have very sensitive skin and it had no reaction whatsoever, highly recommend and will be buying again!!

Good stuff for good times. Zero regrets using it.

Super slide it’s so yummy works perfect tee hawwwww

Works the best for the price. They all get gummy and sticky eventually unless you're so quick. Lol

Highly recommended!

Silky smooth..