

🎒 Carry your world with confidence and style — the bag that’s as tough as your hustle.
The A Crowded Coop - Portal Messenger Bag by Aperture Laboratories combines durable nylon and polyester materials with a rubberized lining and magnetic closure to offer a spacious, organized, and resilient messenger bag. Designed to fit laptops over 15 inches and multiple accessories, it blends geek-inspired aesthetics with professional functionality, proven to withstand extreme wear and tear while maintaining its sharp look.
| Fabric type | Nylon,Polyester,Rubberized |
S**H
This was a triumph
It's hard to really go into too much detail about this product since it is in essence, just a bag. However, I am very pleased overall with how well it was made and how nice it looks. I'd been using another game-esque messenger bag for my laptop and other work related items for the last several years and it was just starting to wear out. I wanted to find something that looked sharp, held everything I needed it to, but still had that geek quality I liked about my old Nintendo bag. Lots of space inside the bag for everything you need. There is a Velcro section inside the big part that holds a standard-size laptop snugly. My machine is an older 15 inch dell from a few years back and there is plenty of extra room in this pouch for something larger. There are also several smaller sections that hold pens, keys, phone, notepads, and other electronics. I'm currently using the bigger zipper section for my mouse and laptop power cord. I'm going to see if I can post some pictures of the inside since the only one attached to the item doesn't really show too much other than the outside and a smaller view of the inside design. But I would definitely recommend this for someone who needs a good solid bag for their computer and/or books for work or school, but doesn't want to just get a standard run of the mill bag to carry everything in. This bag is not a lie; you monster. :)
C**.
We ran it over with an H1 Hummer . . .on the H1 Freeway
I purchased this bag in 2015 as an accessory to an Aperture Science cosplay for Kawaii Kon that year. After the convention was over I continued to use this bag as a daily driver just because of its size, this bag has been tormented ever since. Beach parties, normal parties, flying off my roof on the H1 freeway then getting run over by an H1 Hummer which was hilarious to all of us, it has been on fire, it has been buried in mud, used as an umbrella, used to put out a fire, fallen down stairs, fallen down mountains and in the Pacific Ocean. High mileage, high impact mileage at that. I think one of the little buckles broke in the front when it was being used to beat out that fire, got a new one a Ben Franklin's, still use it to this day. It's a pretty little piece but they are damn durable too for some reason. . .or at least they were in 2015. Buy one Go on an adventure Do it You know you want to. Just don't do any of those things I just said with a laptop inside the bag, they don't survive too well but that's what insurance is for. It looks much more. . .Aperturey. . . after all of that too.
L**.
Good
It's bigger than I expected. Good quality
T**.
Quality has gone way down.
I bought one of these for my son that he carried for 5 years. It was a great bag. When it came time to replace it, I bought another one. He carried it for two weeks and all the buckles fell off. Very disappointed. Returned
J**F
The straps are weak otherwise ok
I quite enjoy the bag. It has good capacity, things inside don't get wet in the rain, and it has been mostly satisfactory. The problem comes from the straps. The nukes are not secured to the strap so the strap can run through the buckle. Some of the straps are starting to detach from the seams.
R**O
Looks amazing but the straps came off after 3 days due to poor stitching
This bag looks amazing. I bought it for my son who likes it so much...but like some of the other buyers here, I am disappointed with the quality. 2 of the elastic straps have already broken off (the stitching came off) after 3 days of use. One of the front straps with the clip fell off without noticing it, and it is now gone. The other strap looks like it can come off with just a gentle tug. I sent an email to the seller, hopefully they will respond.
R**S
Best Computer Messenger Bag Ever
This is the best computer bag I have ever gotten my hands on. The bag is big enough to fit my gamer laptop when I need to travel with it from place to place. It also got extra pockets (two to be exact) for you school supplies, phone and computer charger. The whole bag except for the straps are made out of a nice rubber and fabric material that's nicely reinforced to to keep you computer sealed inside with the addition of magnet closure and straps that keep it from falling out of the bag as you wear it on you back. Who ever designed this bag needs to make more of these because friends of mine and others could die for something useful like this because no other bag I used is as good as this one.
E**E
Awesome!
This bag is amazing. It is a really good size, actually bigger than I expected. There are no noisy Velcro pieces either, the main flap is held down with magnets and clips. The inside is huge. Big enough to hold my laptop , it is actually bigger than my laptop bag. It has room for text books too. The inside pocket is a decent size for little things like papers, pens, a notebook, etc. It is really well made and I'm excited to parade around my college campus with it on!
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