Creamy White Scented WaterBased Body Glide 8.5 Oz Men, Women

I was a bit scared that the smell would be too strong, but it was not. Now for the smell lingering, yes it does but, for me, haply I dont mind it at all. Yes I did a small taste test and it does not taste anything like the real thing and while only one ingredient has an extremely minor hazard affect, I still would not recommend drinking it. When I say minor, the ingredient does not have any poison warning but can cause some issues with some people but not all. All the other ingredients are food grade so they are safe. I do love how thick it is and while the color is slightly off from the real stuff it still looks and feels the part. I did mix it with some anal desensitizing lube and that did nothing to cut the smell, it honestly may have made it stronger as i was able to smell it more after I did it, it also helped the color as well. All in all, I would recommend this to anyone who want that authentic smell, feel, and look. I do recommend warming it up in some warm water before use, I liked that and the warmth does make it more aromatic.

Jizz in the bottle looks like thick, viscous fresh semen. It giggles and shimmers, like cum. It slowly oozes from the bottle like cum. It looks exactly like semen on my cock. It feels, and looks exactly like cum slathered over my penis. It even forms little string like strands when you lift your fingers from your cock. My God it is SOOOOOO slippery! It feels just like a big juicy load all over your penis. It is absolutely without a doubt the hands down B-E-S-T lubricant I have ever found. I will never buy anything other than JIZZ, ever! It smells like my own sperm! JIZZ tastes like my own cum, that yes, I frequently eat. This stuff, (JIZZ), lasts a L-O-N-G time, but when it does start to dry out it gets just as sticky as real cum does. It only takes a very small bit of water to have it perhaps as slick as it started out. Just makes your dick feel so happy! JIZZ looks and feels just like cum in your mouth. When it mingles with saliva it makes small jelly like wads just like real semen.Many reviewers complain about the "smell" or the taste is disgusting. It seems to me these folks are not experienced with their own cum, because the taste of you semen can change from one ejaculation to the next,and, you cannot predict it. One does not swallow their load because it tastes like fruit salad, but rather to celebrate one's maleness, and for pure uninhibited sexual pleasure. I am astounded that the nice people that make JIZZ are able to make such a nearly perfect clone of human semen. It's almost magic. I simply cannot say enough nice things about JIZZ. I'm not sure who enjoys JIZZ more, me or my wife!

First off, the smell isn't exact, but it's unmistakably cum. It has a chemical overtone, very much like musk, but I could pretty easily get over that cause, well, you're horny, and I like musk. But it's strong. Doesn't matter how much, it's strong. I mixed literal drops into a much bigger amount of unscented lube, and it smells the same as if I just poured a whole bunch in my hand. So a little goes very, very, far (smell wise). Besides that, it does wash out easily, which is the only other thing I can comment on. So yes, it is what was advertised. But, back to the smell. Trust me, worry about the smell. I used it in the shower, so it was easy to clean. But when I got out, packed everything up, and went about my business, I still smelled it. I must have gotten some on my hand packing it away. If you have even a small spec on you, you will eventually smell it if you stand still. And like I said before, you SMELL it, cum and chemical-musk. And it's near impossible to determine where it is on you, so if that happens you might as well take a shower. And it's AWFUL smelling like it when you're not horny. And it cannot be pleasant in the slightest smelling that on someone. This is why I'm giving it one star. It's perfectly fine in the moment, great even. But completely unsuitable outside of it, rich it unfortunately forces itself into. I would not recommend to be honest. I've used it once and I'm scared to use it again because I don't want to smell like the lube. And I don't want my bathroom or my house to smell like it. And I can't imagine how awful it'd be if it got in your mattress. A smaller complaint I have is that it's not edible. Most of it's ingredients have sources saying that they're safe, or widely considered safe. But it has at least one that is an absolute no go zone, forget which tho. But then again, that wasn't advertised, so this has absolutely no impact on my one star rating, just the smell.

I think this is a great fake "jizz" lube. Definitely satisfied with this purchase and if you are also looking for this kind of lube. You won't be disappointed. Pros: If you are looking for some nice, thick, creamy looking fake cum. This is best. It feels thick and abit slimy. Luckily there is no major problems with cleaning up and with water it just disappears! It stays slick for awhile, but you may need to reapply. Cons: Although it says that it does smell like authentic cum, it actually smells more like plants or bitter soap. DON'T WORRY! It is not strong at all, so from afar you won't notice it at all! Another thing is that other reviews say it tastes just like cum. And NO it does not. It is bitter sweet just like probably any other lube. Unless you like bitter sweetness, go ahead and pour as much as you want in your mouth. Overall, i believe that this product is very good for the money. I recommend it greatly for a mere 11 bucks

I was very happy with this product. Simply put, it was worth the money. The lube itself was very close to the real thing. Understand that the real thing is hard to recreate in general, however, this was the closest thing by far. People have disliked the product for its bad taste and bad smell. They are right. When I opened to test smell, it did indeed smell like a bottle of chemicals. After some experimentation, I found that the scent is actually spot on. The only problem is that in order to get this smell, it needs to be on the warmer side, easiest way being in an environment that is body temperature. I’ve found that that is how you get the semen scent, and again, it was really spot on. The taste is self explanatory. What you’re putting in your mouth is a liquid that was formulated to be used for easier experiences and fantasies. In other words, a bottle of lube will not taste good. If you read the bottle and description, it does not mention being edible, so, with that in mind, taste is not an important detail for this product.

As a lubricant for silicone sleeve sex toys, It's nice. It's goopy and slick. The color is a bit bright white, so it's not the most visually accurate but still sells the idea. The smell however is absolutely not there. I have quite a lot of experience with the real stuff (in the hundreds). And while I understand that not every man will smell the exact same. I have no idea what the manufacturer is thinking. Maybe it smells accurate like right out of the factory and over time it degrades? Maybe I got an older batch? Who knows. But this ain't it.

I'm giving this 5 stars because it really is the only product out there that has a smell to it. I'm sure it could be improved upon but until someone else comes out with a better product then that's where ill rank this. I'm going to address some of the other comment reviews here. The Smell. Smelling this from the bottle yes there is a hint of a weird fishy smell to it. Once removed from the bottle it actually loses some of the smell and ends up with more scents that are reminiscent of the real thing. For what we are using it for I really don't mind the slightly funky smell. I dont think its as horrible as others make it out to be. Taste. This isn't meant to eat but if your going down you don't want it to make you gag and it doesn't. Its actually somewhat sweet but don't intentionally eat the stuff. Lube. Nothing special. Its lube, they almost all dry out to an extent. No issues. Summary. Cool product. Only company to offer this so give it a try. Your only out 13 bucks if you dont like it. If your lookong for something that REALLY looks like semen the spunk brand is pretty spot on but smells a little chemical and tastes it too. I will probably buy again. Would be nice if they have a larger size to keep costs down a little since shipping is obviously factored into prime.

Absolutely amazing lube. And it just happens to have the fun addition of looking, smelling, and feeling very much like what you expect it should. Warm it up a hair and you might not know the difference. Use generously for even more fun. Hell, use it every way you could imagine to have fun with it! And use a lot! I'm guessing those 1-Stars are doin' it wrong. Now it might not smell like yours, it might not smell like mine, and it might not smell like Sam the Butcher's... but it definitely smells like somebody's semen. If that's not your thing, or that intimidates you... well, don't buy it. Also, it's just a terrific water-based lubricant. If you find it getting a hair sticky because you're not, erm, keepin' the water flowin'... Just use more! I wish I were the woman that brought this to market: Ingenious, fun, useful product. NOTE TO THAT ONE DUDE: Make sure she drinks more water... A lot more water. And eats a buncha greek yoghurt.

Smells pretty muc like the real thing, tastes ok

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Have any of these one-star reviewers ever smelled jism? It 100% looks, smells and feels like the real thing. No, it's not exactly a pleasant smell, it's cum! HIGHLY RECOMMENDED if this is what you're looking for. I was surprised at the authenticity of the smell. How did they do it.

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Tastes like chemicals with an under tone of coconut but not in a good way at all. Doesn't smell like cum either Dont buy it its a waste of money