--- product_id: 606879021 title: "New Mom Edition | Listen Bitch Affirmations | Affirmation Cards to Conquer The Beautiful Chaos of Motherhood" brand: "listen b*tch" price: "AR$66664" currency: ARS in_stock: true reviews_count: 13 category: "Listen B*Tch" url: https://www.desertcart.com.ar/products/606879021-new-mom-edition-listen-bitch-affirmations-affirmation-cards-to-conquer store_origin: AR region: Argentina --- # 50 bold daily affirmations Premium 300gsm cardstock Eco-friendly FSC certified paper New Mom Edition | Listen Bitch Affirmations | Affirmation Cards to Conquer The Beautiful Chaos of Motherhood **Brand:** listen b*tch **Price:** AR$66664 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > 🃏 Conquer motherhood with sass, style, and serious self-love! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** New Mom Edition | Listen Bitch Affirmations | Affirmation Cards to Conquer The Beautiful Chaos of Motherhood by listen b*tch - **How much does it cost?** AR$66664 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.com.ar](https://www.desertcart.com.ar/products/606879021-new-mom-edition-listen-bitch-affirmations-affirmation-cards-to-conquer) ## Best For - listen b*tch enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted listen b*tch brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Gift-Ready Chic:** Comes in a sleek reusable case—perfect for gifting or keeping your sanity stylishly intact. - • **Humor Meets Heart:** Balances raw honesty with uplifting vibes—because motherhood deserves real talk and real love. - • **Luxury Feel, Every Card:** Crafted with thick 300gsm matte cardstock and smooth rounded edges for a premium touch. - • **No-Nonsense Daily Boost:** 50 unapologetically real affirmations to power through motherhood’s chaos. - • **Eco-Conscious Confidence:** Made with FSC-certified recycled paper because caring for mom and planet matters. ## Overview The New Mom Edition Listen Bitch Affirmations deck offers 50 daily cards printed on premium 300gsm matte cardstock with rounded edges, housed in a reusable case. Designed for new moms navigating postpartum chaos, these eco-friendly, FSC-certified affirmation cards blend humor and encouragement to provide a daily dose of real talk and motivation. ## Description Buy New Mom Edition | Listen Bitch Affirmations | Affirmation Cards to Conquer The Beautiful Chaos of Motherhood: Novelty & Gag Toys - desertcart.com ✓ FREE DELIVERY possible on eligible purchases Review: Funny and Encouraging Gift for a New Mom - I bought the New Mom Edition Listen Bitch Affirmations cards as a Christmas gift for a new mom, and they were a huge hit. The affirmations are funny, honest, and uplifting...exactly what a new mom needs during those exhausting and emotional early days. The cards are well made, nicely packaged and feel like a thoughtful, high-quality gift. They strike a great balance between humor and encouragement without feeling cheesy. She loves pulling a card each day for a quick reminder that she’s doing a great job. This is a fun yet meaningful gift idea for baby showers, holidays or postpartum support. I would absolutely recommend these for any new mom who appreciates humor and positivity. Review: Cute and fun gift - This is such a cute gift for a new mom. I got it as a gift for a friend and she loved it and thought it was kinda funny. ## Features - REAL TALK FOR REAL MOMS: These daily affirmations cut the bullsh*t and keep it real. Motherhood may be beautiful, but damm, it’s not easy! Use these 50 daily affirmations to dive into the world of motherhood with affirmations that speak your language and tell you what you need to hear to power through. - QUALITY CARDS: These positive affirmation cards are made with premium 300gsm cardstock and feature elegant round edges and a beautiful matte finish. The affirmation card deck comes in a beautiful reusable holding case – making it the perfect gift for her. - MEANINGFUL GIFT: Looking for a unique gift for new moms? We’ve got you. These 50 daily affirmations are the perfect pick-me-up for any new mom who is learning to embrace the chaos of motherhood. The cards come in a protective wrap and a premium reusable case. - MADE WITH CARE: Our affirmation cards are made with recycled paper, certified by the FSC. Because that sh*t matters. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B0CQ14CCVY | | Are batteries included? | No | | Best Sellers Rank | #17,494 in Toys & Games ( See Top 100 in Toys & Games ) #2,309 in Novelty Toys & Amusements | | Brand Name | Listen B*tch | | Color | Purple | | Customer Reviews | 4.8 4.8 out of 5 stars (168) | | Included Components | 50 daily affirmation cards in a reusable case | | Is Part of an Assortment | No | | Item Dimensions L x W | 9.06"L x 6.69"W | | Manufacturer | Listen B*tch | | Number of Items | 1 | | Number of Pieces | 1 | | Occasion | Postpartum | | Other Special Features of the Product | Premium cardstock, elegant design, reusable holding case | | Pattern | Solid | | Pre Printed Text | Listen Bitch | | Product Style | Modern | | Size | 7 x 12 cm | | Target Audience | Unisex-Adults | | UPC | 628942256288 | | Unit Count | 50.0 Count | ## Images ![New Mom Edition | Listen Bitch Affirmations | Affirmation Cards to Conquer The Beautiful Chaos of Motherhood - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71Dm0MujGVL.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Funny and Encouraging Gift for a New Mom *by B***Y on January 15, 2026* I bought the New Mom Edition Listen Bitch Affirmations cards as a Christmas gift for a new mom, and they were a huge hit. The affirmations are funny, honest, and uplifting...exactly what a new mom needs during those exhausting and emotional early days. The cards are well made, nicely packaged and feel like a thoughtful, high-quality gift. They strike a great balance between humor and encouragement without feeling cheesy. She loves pulling a card each day for a quick reminder that she’s doing a great job. This is a fun yet meaningful gift idea for baby showers, holidays or postpartum support. I would absolutely recommend these for any new mom who appreciates humor and positivity. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Cute and fun gift *by J***N on December 5, 2025* This is such a cute gift for a new mom. I got it as a gift for a friend and she loved it and thought it was kinda funny. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great product *by B***H on July 26, 2025* A great set. Was perfect for a first time mom gift to help get her through the struggles of being a newborn mom! 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