--- product_id: 54226018 title: "I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended Sarcastic Square Wooden Coaster Gloss Finish Gift Size 9x9 cm / 3.5x3.5 inch" brand: "dorothy spring" price: "AR$27879" currency: ARS in_stock: true reviews_count: 8 category: "Dorothy Spring" url: https://www.desertcart.com.ar/products/54226018-i-would-like-to-apologize-to-anyone-i-have-not store_origin: AR region: Argentina --- # Glossy high-shine finish Compact 9x9 cm size Premium solid wood build I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended Sarcastic Square Wooden Coaster Gloss Finish Gift Size 9x9 cm / 3.5x3.5 inch **Brand:** dorothy spring **Price:** AR$27879 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > 🪵✨ Elevate your drinkware with a splash of sass and style! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended Sarcastic Square Wooden Coaster Gloss Finish Gift Size 9x9 cm / 3.5x3.5 inch by dorothy spring - **How much does it cost?** AR$27879 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.com.ar](https://www.desertcart.com.ar/products/54226018-i-would-like-to-apologize-to-anyone-i-have-not) ## Best For - dorothy spring enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted dorothy spring brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Sarcasm Meets Sophistication:** A witty conversation starter that elevates your coffee table game. - • **Durable Italian Craftsmanship:** Handcrafted wooden coaster built to last and impress. - • **Gift-Ready for Every Occasion:** Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or just because—guaranteed to spark laughs and compliments. - • **Perfectly Sized for Every Sip:** Compact 3.5x3.5 inch square fits all your favorite mugs and glasses. - • **Gloss Finish for That Luxe Look:** High-gloss surface resists stains and adds a polished touch to any setting. ## Overview This 9x9 cm square wooden coaster from Dorothy Spring features a high-gloss finish and a cheeky sarcastic quote, making it a durable, stylish, and fun addition to any home or office. Crafted in Italy from quality wood, it’s perfect for gifting or personal use, though hand wash only. ## Description Dorothy Spring I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended Sarcastic Square Wooden Coaster Gloss Finish Gift Size 9x9 cm / 3.5x3.5 inch: Dorothy Spring I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended Sarcastic Square Wooden Coaster Gloss Finish Gift Size 9x9 cm / 3.5x3.5 inch: desertcart.co.uk: Home & Kitchen Review: Nice quality - Bought as a fun prize for family golf day went down well plenty of laughs . Review: Fun present - Good quality product. ## Features - Wooden Coaster - Perfect gift for family, mum, sister, daughter, granddaughter, grandmother, girlfriend, wife, friends and colleagues - Ideal gift for Christmas, Birthdays and new house - High Quality Beautiful Gloss Finish Print ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B01IG715F2 | | Best Sellers Rank | 597,798 in Home & Kitchen ( See Top 100 in Home & Kitchen ) 3,248 in Coasters | | Brand | Dorothy Spring | | Brand Name | Dorothy Spring | | Colour | Multicolor | | Country Of Origin | Italy | | Customer Reviews | 4.7 out of 5 stars 254 Reviews | | Dishwasher safe? | No | | Is Dishwasher Safe | No | | Item Dimensions L x W | 9L x 9W centimetres | | Item Shape | Square | | Item Weight | 50 Grams | | Manufacturer | Dorothy Spring | | Manufacturer Part Number | 01 | | Material | Wood | | Material Type | Wood | | Model Number | 01 | | Number of Items | 1 | | Product Care Instructions | Hand Wash Only | | Product care instructions | Hand Wash Only | | Shape | Square | | UPC | 806374248686 | | Unit Count | 1 count | ## Product Details - **Brand:** Dorothy Spring - **Colour:** Multicolor - **Material:** Wood - **Product care instructions:** Hand Wash Only - **Shape:** Square ## Images ![I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended Sarcastic Square Wooden Coaster Gloss Finish Gift Size 9x9 cm / 3.5x3.5 inch - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71I6hE6Q2SL.jpg) ![I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended Sarcastic Square Wooden Coaster Gloss Finish Gift Size 9x9 cm / 3.5x3.5 inch - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71dErHz+STL.jpg) ![I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended Sarcastic Square Wooden Coaster Gloss Finish Gift Size 9x9 cm / 3.5x3.5 inch - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81VpLyztglL.jpg) ![I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended Sarcastic Square Wooden Coaster Gloss Finish Gift Size 9x9 cm / 3.5x3.5 inch - Image 4](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71uj177T64L.jpg) ![I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended Sarcastic Square Wooden Coaster Gloss Finish Gift Size 9x9 cm / 3.5x3.5 inch - Image 5](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81+F03iwPiL.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Nice quality *by K***H on 9 July 2023* Bought as a fun prize for family golf day went down well plenty of laughs . ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Fun present *by P***P on 31 January 2026* Good quality product. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Cup mat *by K***Y on 26 December 2023* Love the wording of this, came very quick. 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