Ballsy Body & Groin Rub, Cologne for Everywhere, with Beeswax, Coconut and Sunflower Seed Oil, Citrus and Cedar .85 oz

I never thought I’d write a love letter to a lotion I rub on my nether nuggets, but here we are.Let me paint the picture: before Ballsy, my boys were living a rough life. Chafed. Sad. Living in a perpetual state of Sahara Desert meets sandpaper. Then Ballsy entered the chat like a suave but slightly unhinged cologne commercial. One rub, and suddenly it was like my walnuts checked into a five-star spa in the Alps.This stuff smells like confidence and victory. Not overpowering like “I just bathed in Axe body spray and bad decisions,” but more like, “I chop wood shirtless and know how to grill the perfect steak.”Texture? Smooth as a Barry White playlist. Absorbs faster than your last paycheck. And the cooling effect? Oh. My. God. It’s like your groin just took a peppermint breath mint. I literally strutted around the house for an hour afterward like I had secrets and stock options.Would I recommend it? Hell yes.To every man, every boyfriend, every dad, uncle, mailman—if they’ve got the gear, they need this cheer.Ballsy: putting the “care” back in “pair.”

I love this stuff. I’ve tried other products and they smell worse than my sweaty balls. This stuff works. The forrest scent is very light, but effective. Smells amazing.

This is great stuff, very fragrant and long lasting

So far so good. Walked around the Long Beach Grand Prix all day long and didn’t worry about it once. Gave the bean bag the freedom to glide without any chafing whatsoever. I guess Vaseline could have done the same job but this stuff wasn’t as greasy and had a mild aroma.Other reviews are right though. VERY SMALL CONTAINER.Don’t think this is gonna last a week if ya buy it. Pan ahead for sure.

I loved using this product, scent is great but then it got to expensive so I no longer buy it.

I never imagined I’d be writing an ode to a body rub, but Ballsy Body & Groin Rub has earned its place in my daily routine—and my heart. With a name like "Ballsy," I knew I was in for an adventure, but I didn’t expect to be serenading my senses while feeling like a tropical king.Ocean Breeze in a Tin:The scent is like a vacation in a tiny tin. One whiff, and I’m transported to a beach where I’m the only one who remembered sunscreen. It’s fresh, invigorating, and just a little bit daring, perfect for someone like me who wants to smell like an ocean breeze without getting sand in awkward places.Smooth Operator:Thanks to the beeswax, coconut, and sunflower seed oil, this rub glides on smoother than my dance moves after two drinks. It’s moisturizing without being greasy, leaving my skin feeling as cool as a cucumber in a beach cocktail.Cologne for Everywhere:I love that it’s subtle enough for "everywhere" use. I even dared to apply it to my elbows, which now smell as swanky as the rest of me. I’ve practically become a walking air freshener, leaving a trail of oceanic allure wherever I go.Tiny Tin, Big Impact:The .85 oz size is perfect for travel or just slipping into a pocket for on-the-go freshness. I’ve become known for my impromptu scent touch-ups, much to the envy of my less-prepared friends.In conclusion, Ballsy Body & Groin Rub is a must-have for anyone wanting to add a splash of ocean air to their life. If you’re ready to embrace your inner beach bum with a touch of class, this is your ticket to seaside sophistication. Just don’t be surprised if people start asking for directions to the nearest ocean!

Cologne scent not what it used to be!I originally purchased Nut Rub for the first time a few years ago and it was great. Nice scent, nice rub. Ordered a variety pack of four more a year plus ago, all good. My recent order, winter 2025, of the Ocean & Air rub, the scent was minimal, not what it used to be. I noticed it also now has an expiration date on the canister, but still had a year or so left before expiration. Disappointed.I did notice that with the four pack that the scent did dissipate after about a year, likely the reason for the addition of the expiration date. But not sure why the scent was reduced in the new purchase. Won’t bye again.

Still waiting for my order but Alijandro Soze!!! You should he writing romance novels. My wife and I cannot stop laughing and enjoying your descriptive review. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 WOW! That was awesome!